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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a parrot saying ""E equals M C squared"" and most people saying it? Nothing."

"When life gives you lemons, worship the elder Gods. Take candy from a baby. Drink from a trough of blood. Who cares? None of this matters"

"Q: Where did the kittens go on a class trip? A: To the meow-seum."

"Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse."

"Did you hear about the new cure for diarrhea? They're calling it ""Gone-o-Rhea."""

"birds can make their homes in tall treetops and soar at great heights and pigeons are like no thank you i will commute by foot to home depot"

"Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars? You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns"

"Yo momma so fat... She is geographically bipolar."

"Remember: Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night."

"What do you call a skinhead underwater? An oister"