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Joke of the Day
"Why are mountains so funny? Because they are hill-areas"
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"Dad joke I just had with my girlfriend GF: *sigh GF: *sigh GF: *sigh Me: That's like 3 sighs in 30 seconds. GF: And they all probably meant different things. Me: I guess I need to know sigh language."
"My husband says if this gets 150 upvotes we'll try anal just like every other night"
"Shortest joke in the world An Irishman walks out of a bar. ...could happen."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot"
"Private browsing is for pussys... ... and tits"
"The inventor of distorted mirrors has passed away. His funeral will be held in asymmetry."
"What do you call a Korean with special needs? Special K"
"A good way to break up with a girl gently is to curtsy when youre meeting her father instead of shaking his hand."
"Parents, forget about teaching your kids about the birds and the bees. Teach your kids the difference between their, they're and there."