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Joke of the Day

"The inventor of distorted mirrors has passed away. His funeral will be held in asymmetry."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 is a registered sex offender."

"A greek guy is bullied on the interwebs... grekt"

"I wanted to make an impromptu joke. But I wasn't ready."

"When it comes to sex, when is a man the smartest? Before, during or after sex? During. Because your plugged into a ""know it all."""

"What do they eat instead of ""pigs in a blanket"" in McKinney, TX? Pork in a roll. (At least I'm trying)"

"[eharmony] based on your responses, your perfect match is a trashcan.. [me] aww [eharmony] ..full of raccoons [me] omg I love raccoons"

"What is most popular hearthstone deck in Germany? Patron Warrior because Everyone Get in Here"

"Florida mom delivers 14-pound baby after surprise pregnancy . Florida?? NO PART of this story surprises me."

"How can you tell if someone is having a stroke? There is lotion and used tissues laying around"