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Joke of the Day
"The inventor of distorted mirrors has passed away. His funeral will be held in asymmetry."
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"What does a fedora guy say on the Singapore border? M'lasia"
"Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture."
"I went to the doctor recently.. * Doctor: Do you play any sports? * Me: Does sex count? * Doctor: Yes * Me: Then no."
"What's the coolest kind of surgery? Hip surgery."
"Batman walks into a bar... ...Followed by 24 Sodium atoms."
"Where does Dracula buy his pencils? Pennsylvania."
"There's 3 types of people in the world. The ones that know how to count and the ones that don't."
"Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio"
"Say what you want about paedophiles... ... at least they drive slowly through school zones."