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Joke of the Day
"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot"
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"The entire city of Detroit burned down last night. Estimated damage is $6."
"A horse walks into a bar .. .. as Miranda and Samantha were already waiting, Charlotte was running late."
"They shouldn't be called Alligators they should be called AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHlligators! I made this one myself."
"Since married famous people often mix names, shouldn't Hillary and Bill's be... Hillbilly?"
"My friend, Power, is always tired That's because his boss makes him work overtime."
"I want my tombstone to read ""Free WiFi"" so people would visit more often"
"Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve breakfast"""
"Saying a prayer for all the turkeys tomorrow. Also the single people with concerned relatives."
"What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books."