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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Korean with special needs? Special K"
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"So I looked up Jewish porn the other day... But all I found was ash to mouth."
"I was arrested at a New Year's party last night I'm sorry, but when you hear an Arab counting down from 10 your fight or flight instincts kick in..."
"I blur that line between ""not a morning person"" and ""serial killer."""
"My boss threw a Snickers at me and I caught it one handed so I think I'd be a good athlete if sports were played with candy bars"
"How does a plant walk? It uses a plant stand."
"Its weird that goldfish will eat other goldfish but wont eat goldfish crackers. Life sure is complicated sometimes."
"Someone asked me the other day whole my favorite superhero is... I said that I thought iceman was pretty cool"
"I think it's bullcrap how Miley Cyrus can get naked, lick a sledge hammer, and people call it ""art"" and ""music"". Yet when I do it, I'm ""wasted"" and "" have to leave Home Depot""."
"Sitting on the porch late one night. A fox steals up and settles quietly next to me. Pearl divers don't hold their breath as long as I do."