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Joke of the Day
"Shortest joke in the world An Irishman walks out of a bar. ...could happen."
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"My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are. I laugh a bit more."
"Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes."
"Things Michael J. Fox would be good at Grating Parmesan cheese."
"A white Russian walks into a bar The bartender says: we have a cocktail named after you. The Russian replies: do you have a cocktail named Vladimir?"
"Note to self: ""rubber"" in the US does NOT mean ""eraser"". Bright side: my popularity in this office is at an all time high!"
"What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes? A flip-flop."
"I got caught masturbating recently, to a National Geographic magazine. I don't know who was more embarrassed me or my dentist."
"What type of computer sings well? Adell."
"Why do power lines hum? Because they don't know the words."