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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane? Ground beef"
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"What happened when the Italian chef died? He pasta way"
"What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding? A tourist."
"What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget? Tom Cruise"
"I want to get stoned like I cheated on my Iranian husband."
"difference between a crow and a raven one has 4 pinion feathers and the other has 5 pinion feathers, so the difference is a matter of a pinion"
"What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal? Noose Noose"
"A young boy's life changed when he found out he could shoot a white sticky substance Only this young boy could also do it from his wrist. Hello spiderman."
"To Hillary supporters, don't give up hope! Nelson Mandela served 27 years in prison before becoming President."
"Two rabbits were 69ing. One says to the other, ""hang on, I've got a hare in my mouth."""