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Joke of the Day
"A quadriplegic goes on a blind date... And he gets stood up."
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"Judge: How do you find the defendant? Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it?"
"Conservatives keep telling me to find Jesus How am I supposed to find him if they want him sent back to mexico and want a wall to keep him out?"
"When my father won't stop telling bad jokes... ... the puns go on Dad Nauseum!"
"Parenting is great if you want to relive every moment from your childhood when your parents got mad at you - from your parents' perspective."
"Thousands of married racists are waking up this morning and questioning the skin color of their spouse."
"what's black, white, orange and terrifying? My voters pamphlet."
"Apples New Featured Release The Fappening."
"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur. -George.W.Bush"
"What lives on a farm and says moo? a bilingual chicken"