202060

Joke of the Day

"I've just had to reset my password to Delicate Luggage Handler as I was told it had to be case sensitive."

"What's long and hard on a black man? The third grade."

"You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet."

"I never date girls from china... That's a big red flag."

"If my grandmother was on Twitter, I bet most of her tweets would be about raisins."

"""My dad was a huge feminist..."" ""What about your mom?"" ""No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."""

"I hate proof reading. I like to think that whatever I wrote the first time around is already perefct."

"2 queers walk past the city morgue.. 1st turns to the 2nd and asks "" wanna stop in and suck down a cold one"""

"Do not tell a kid you didn't understand his joke unless you have 4 hours free to hear the explanation."

"A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?"