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Joke of the Day

"My daughter has an ice skating date with her boyfriend tonight. So I'll be the guy skating behind two 12 year olds carrying a shotgun."

"What do you call a Gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass!"

"My Local Pizza Place Just Folded Now they serve Calzones."

"I used balloons to propose to a girl I met on the internet... I then saw her face for the first time and had to pop the question."

"A female contestant is on Wheel of Fortune. ""Give me a D"" she says. ""She wants the D"" Pat Sajak says & then high fives the camera man."

"My vocabulary can beat your vocabulary's ass, arse, bum, buttocks, rear end, booty, backside, tush, tuckus and badonkadonk."

"I bought my kid some McDonald's today. He really doesn't like stocks though."

"A new book for stoners aspiring to greatness 7 Habits of Effectively High People"

"Then an extremely attractive couple walked in, instantly ruining everyone else's good time."

"What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman? A Lickalottapus"