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Joke of the Day

"I met a girl who was looking hot and I said to her: Your temperature is high today,as usual got weird reaction."

"Arrived home last night to find a man trying to steal my front gate. I didn't abuse him though, I thought he may take a fence."

"A white couple doesn't just simply 'have a baby' without posting a pic of them showing her growing gut every day for 9 months."

"How do we know Andy Taylor never had grandchildren? Because Opie is faggot"

"Why your oven doesn't attend an university? It already has at least hundred degrees"

"I used to pay out of pocket for Viagra... it was hard for a long time"

"When improv teams ask for suggestions, I like to yell ""Learn a trade before your father cuts you off financially!"""

"Hi, I'm going to tell a dad joke! Hi ""Im going to tell a dad joke,"" I'm dad!"

"What if the stickers are the only thing Made In China?"

"I went to an orgy for squares and was confused by their one weird rule. Don't fuck around!"