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"* Grows beard to woo women * * Receives recruitment email from ISIS *"
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"What does a five year old and a penis have in common? If it doesn't come when you tell it to, then just beat it harder. (I am so sorry)"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? HEY FUCK YOU."
"THE TOP TEN WORDS OF 2012!! 1. End 2. Of 3. Year 4. Top 5. Ten 6. Lists 7. Are 8. Exercises 9. In 10. Stupidity"
"*sits son down for the talk* You ready? ""Yeah"" Ok. When a man and a woman love each other- *pulls out Pokeball* -they throw this at a baby"
"Once she realized I was chatting her up, the Kohl's girl immediately indicated the extent of her interest: ""My dad wears shirts like that"""
"I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance. Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms."
"""Daddy what is a transvestite?"" ""Ask Mommy, he knows."""
"Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality."
"Next time someone catches you talking to yourself, make it worthwhile by laughing, yelling ""Good one!"" and high-fiving the air."