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Joke of the Day

"What does a five year old and a penis have in common? If it doesn't come when you tell it to, then just beat it harder. (I am so sorry)"

"Global warming can reduce terrorism because the isis melting."

"Got a white noise app to help me sleep but its just a recording of guys talking about golf, Dockers, Whole Foods, & the new Coldplay album.."

"Don't tell me you love weddings, you love open bars."

"A is a Canadian's favourite chord.. ..but Am is a pedophile's."

"A blind man walks into a bar... ... a table, and a chair."

"The North Korean Military"

"Disappointment a woman, after a long search on the internet, found out that ""PHILLIPS 14 INCH"" was actually a T.V"

"I like it when I open a document and my monitor says WORD. And I'm like, YO."

"The Washington Redskins are changing their name because of its racist, violence prone, and uncivilized connotations"