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Joke of the Day

"What does a five year old and a penis have in common? If it doesn't come when you tell it to, then just beat it harder. (I am so sorry)"

"I'd tell you a joke about my dick... But it's way too long."

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFHQzwNMo_Q klk utede dicen"

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To reach the bottom. As told by my 5 y/o cousin."

"If you're already in the cop car, I really can't see how puking in it could make things any worse."

"A bird in the... *BLOCKED* Birds of ... *BLOCKED The early bird catches the wo...*BLOCKED & REPORTED FOR ABUSIVE CONTENT -worms on Twitter"

"Fruits Joke Apple: I look like a Human Heart --- Mango: I look like a Stomach --- Grapes: I look like Eyes --- Banana: I Hate This Game"

"My son asked me what it's like to be a parent so I woke him up at 3 a.m. to let him know that I couldn't sleep."

"I was at an airport recently and there was a aircraft that was pure white. Looked pretty plane to me."

"What do you call a bee that comes from the United States? USB."