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Joke of the Day

"*sits son down for the talk* You ready? ""Yeah"" Ok. When a man and a woman love each other- *pulls out Pokeball* -they throw this at a baby"

"With soaring gas prices and my abnormally sized feet, I am thinking that I will be Yabba-dabba-dooing it to work this week!"

"Tweets that proclaim ""your a idiot"" never fail to delight me."

"Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring... Wedding ring... Suffering!!!"

"The Wikipedia's list of rape victims is incomplete... But don't worry! You can help by expanding it!"

"California a maltese dog cost around $1000, You can buy the same dog in Vietnam for 5 dollars and it includes a side of fries and a drink."

"*watches movie* *sees a scene with full frontal male nudity* *pauses for three months*"

"What's the definition of trust? Two cannibals blowing each other."

"I was playing the valve trombone today. I tried to put a mute in, but it charged me."

"What do you call a fake pasta? An impasta."