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Joke of the Day

"Once she realized I was chatting her up, the Kohl's girl immediately indicated the extent of her interest: ""My dad wears shirts like that"""

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"How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb? Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities."
"Happy Womens Day They say a womans work is never done... Perhaps that's why they're paid less?"
"So I'm opening a soup-based strip club I'm thinking about naming it ""The Brothel"""
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