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Joke of the Day

"I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance. Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms."

"If I were God, I'd totally be cool with you using my name in vain. Feel free to say, ""Oh John"" next time you're cumming ladies."

"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a zit? Nothing, they both come on a boy's face when he turns 13."

"Sinbad isn't just a comedian's name - it's also an extremely short summary of The Bible"

"What is another word for Pokemon? A Rastafarian Proctologist"

"Dog 1: Help me with this crossword clue. Outer covering of a tree. 4 letters. Dog 2: woof? Dog 1: You're not even trying."

"You can tell Tim Horton's is a Canadian franchise, because my donut just apologized for making me fat."

"How do you make Holy Water? Boil the Hell out of it!"

"midterms and finals are like prayers to god. i never get answers."

"What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic? A rebel without a gauze."