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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? HEY FUCK YOU."
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"Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung: They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6."
"You call it nervousness or having the jitters. I call it, I think my body was possessed by a meth addict in detox. Samesies?"
"""Every child's a gift."" ""Your 'gift' is eating his own boogers right now."" ""..."" ""I hope you saved the receipt."""
"Why do fat people like games ? Because they're unfamiliar with the gym."
"What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school? The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies."
"What does the government and pedophiles have in common? They defile private things."
"So I listened to some LL Cool J then kept licking my lips like he does. I found myself in HR. Good thing I wasn't listening to KISS."
"Just read a really great tweet that was 140,000 characters long called a book."
"Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college. I am forever in your debt."