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Joke of the Day
"what do homosexuals and peanut butter have in common? They both dont come in boxes"
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"You know how people play video games by pushing all the buttons at once? That's how I'm handling adulthood."
"There are no winners in life ...only survivors."
"whos your future husband or wife mine reddit alien"
"A mime once nearly had me convinced that a wall was actually there... ...but it was just an obstacle illusion."
"If I had a dollar for every gender I would have 2 dollars"
"""How much would you say you read the Bible?"" ""Well, I don't read it religiously."" Bud-dum tss, I hate myself."
"Sex so bad, Taylor Swift breaks up with you and doesn't even write a song about it."
"A young boy asks his Jewish father if he can have $10.... The father responds ""8 dollars?! What do you need 6 dollars for?!"" :)"
"It looks like the last informal G20 took place in Panama."