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Joke of the Day

"Pharmacists should stuff every third prescription bottle with one of those snakes that pops out at you... cuz laughter is the best medicine."

"How does a skeleton call her friends? On a telebone."

"My wife accused me of having uncontrollable OCD.' I put her in her place."

"Why don't chickens wear pants? Because their pecker is on their face.. Thank you, good night!"

"What do you call a puppy combined with bread? Well, It's not a purebread anymore."

"How do Ghosts lay foundations? With a spirit level!"

"My Pet Mouse Elvis Died Today He got caught in a trap."

"If only the first rule of Vegan club Was not to talk about Vegan club"

"Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!"

"What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night? Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!"