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Joke of the Day

"A dad walks into his son's room... A dad walks into his son's room and says: ""Son, how many times have I told you... If you keep masturbating, you'll go blind."" The son responds: ""Dad! I'm over here."""

"What's the difference between men and women? Agenda"

"Did you hear about the gangsta proctologist? Apparently he busted a capillary in someone's ass."

"I should sell this house, the rooms spin when I drink vodka."

"What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ? Namaste"

"The Sun doesn't need to go to college Because it already has 28 million degrees."

"I can't take anymore of this 50 Shades of Grey promo. It's still your basic Cinderella story. Now she just has a ball gag."

"The best feeling in the world is realizing that you're perfectly happy without the thing you thought you needed."

"My technique with women is, I sneak up behind them and scream obscenities in their ear when they turn round I'm wearing a nice sweater and holding a kitten. I call it Shock and Awwww!'"

"Scroll Scroll Scroll your phone, gently down the screen. Merilly Merrily Merrily Merrily MY GOD THAT'S OBSCENE!!!!!!!!!"