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"What is west saharan favourite number? Data not avalible."
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"*Blows air in girls face like Nintendo cartridge* ""Ok, NOW will you go out with me?"""
"My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I didn't listen to her or something. Idk I wasn't really paying attention."
"Just overheard a young boy tell his friend this joke What do you call a corn dog with no legs? A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!"
"Steve Irwin will always be in our hearts Just like the stingray needle in his."
"Did you hear about the 2 Dish antennas that fell in love and got married? The service was terrible but the reception was OK when it wasn't raining."
"My wife drove us into town today, she parked up in a sidestreet. I said, ""I'll get a taxi from here."" ""Where to?"" She replied. ""To the f*cking kerb."""
"Currently using my daughter's iTouch to read your tweets. Also, reading her emails and writing shit on her Facebook page."
"To ensure that my wife will truly miss me when I go on trips, right before I leave I put a few spiders in the bedroom."
"Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!"