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Joke of the Day
"Steve Irwin will always be in our hearts Just like the stingray needle in his."
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"What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare."
"A particle walked into a bar.... and it didn't"
"Hey kids, for Halloween, let's go to a spooooky place full of scaaaary, oppressive people & a guy who riiiises from the dead! Kids: Church?"
"What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The fisherman shucks between fits."
"White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class."
"Why are tourists to Scotland wrongly arrested as pedophiles? They say they came for the 12-year-old Scotch."
"If you smell Axe body spray on your lawyer you're going to jail."
"Haha, You're Gay. Go get married."
"Someone told me my math skills were average. I replied that they were just being mean."