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Joke of the Day

"Just overheard a young boy tell his friend this joke What do you call a corn dog with no legs? A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!"

"""I bought some dodgy steroids last week and I grew another penis"" ""Anabolic?"" ""No, just the penis"""

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Cigarette, and you take him for a drag."

"what's your pitch? ""so this guy steals from the rich..."" ok ""and gives to the poor"" nice. what's his name? ""Robin..."" haha I love it ""Hood"" wait"

"Why do Physicists make terrible parents? They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one."

"There's an age where being drunk becomes pathetic but if you hang in there somewhere around 70 it becomes cool again."

"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night. I was like OMg."

"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty bastards."

"Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work? Because it wouldn't commute!"

"3 things I hate: 1. lists 2. irony 3. shitposts on /r/jokes"