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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the 2 Dish antennas that fell in love and got married? The service was terrible but the reception was OK when it wasn't raining."

"Why does no one like the number 4? It's too square."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists can't change anything."

"What's Gordon Ramsay's favourite movie? It's still fucking Frozen!!!"

"A job interview. What's your worst quality? Honesty. Well, i don't think that honesty is a bad quality.. I don't give a fuck what you think."

"I thought kegels were like Jewish bagels...boy was I wrong"

"What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby? The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood."

"The US goverment EDIT: Sorry, I know this isn't fairly original. I promise better next time."

"I tricked my construction coworker at lunch by putting chunks of concrete in his sandwich. He shit a brick after he found out."

"Where do rednecks eat in the city? Hick-fil-a"