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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffeinated."
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"In the Navy, how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."
"Bathrooms without noisy ventilation fans make me feel unsafe"
"I was at the gym last night and I noticed a hole in my trainer big enough to put my finger in... Now I'm banned from the gym"
"no idea! I told my boyfriend that my mom is old so she needs to speak slowly and loud. Then I told my mom my boyfriend is retarded. They have no idea!"
"The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two?"
"Making jokes about rape is hard... because it's such a touchy subject and you always have to force it"
"I like my beer like i like my violence.. Domestic"
"Lol I wanted to be funny, well, then I remembered I am not even funny.."
"The right response to ""I'm a bit tied up at the moment"" isn't ""what are you wearing?"" Apparently."