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Joke of the Day

"I was at the gym last night and I noticed a hole in my trainer big enough to put my finger in... Now I'm banned from the gym"

"When women go wrong, men go right after them."

"Apparently I snore so loudly that I scare everyone in the car I'm driving."

"He called my girlfriend a whore. So I called him an ambulance."

"Wearing your emotions on you sleeve(less shirt). the only emotion you wear with a sleeveless shirt is the one that let's people know you're a tough guy who makes a little less than $26,000 a year."

"WHY DO BUGS KEEP FLYING AROUND YOU WHEN YOU ARE CLEARLY TRYING TO KILL THEM"

"How do skeletons reproduce? They bone."

"Even if oil prices go down, I'm still going to siphon gas from my neighbor's car because I like the adrenaline rush and he's an asshole."

"What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music? Rock and Roll."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a chicken? The chicken likes the cock."