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Joke of the Day

"Making jokes about rape is hard... because it's such a touchy subject and you always have to force it"

"19th Ammendment"

"What do you call an anorexic Guinea pig? A skinny pig."

"Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ? Because they lost an I."

"I bought a lottery ticket the other day. I didn't win anything. I've come to the conclusion that the lottery is a bunch of balls."

"If the Hipster fad were to end... Would we even hear about it?"

"With the ides of March around the corner Remember to stab your salad 23 times"

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? One, you racist!"

"Waiter there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !"

"I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate..."