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Joke of the Day
"In the Navy, how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."
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"Nobody heard those terrorist attacks coming... Never forget the tragic events of mime-eleven"
"It's so rude when someone's phone goes off in class. Some of us are trying to sleep."
"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!"
"How to win the war on drugs 1) legalize all drugs. 2) require that all drugs be purchased through Comcast customer service."
"Horrible news. My nephew was on a bus traveling on a foggy mountain road in Chile. Then he got those big stupid disks put in his earlobes."
"Why is USA so gloomy? Because only two parties exist for the whole country"
"I finally understood the end of the 6th Sense All those names at the end were people who worked on the movie."
"Whats the worse part of being a pedophile? Trying to fit in."
"In 2000 years, people will celebrate all this with chocolate eggs delivered by an imaginary rabbit. ~Time travelling me, to Pontius Pilate."