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Joke of the Day

"My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex... Just this morning she asked me ""Is that the best you can do?"""

"The Bigger Family Mr and Mrs Bigger had a baby boy. Who was bigger, the baby or his mom? The baby, because he's a little Bigger."

"Batman can safe the world ,but clark kent"

"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's too tired!"

"Making a grocery list after 8 beers is awesome because the next morning I get to wonder why I need 7000 bags of pizza rolls."

"'What just cracked?' A guide to aging."

"Not to brag, but I parallel parked without hitting anything, taking 15 mins, or winding up on the sidewalk. No cars were around, but still."

"I was people would stop asking where I see myself in 5 years... I don't have 2020 vision"

"What's the best part about a Fight Club joke? The punchline."

"Just to clarify: If original content is about Carlos Mencia, is it a repost?"