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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's too tired!"
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"There once was a pastor who was in support of gay rights, but refused to preform gay marriage ceremonies. People kept asking him, ""If you like gay people so much, why don't you marry them?"""
"Judging by the amount of times I accidently cut myself on sharp objects it's probably just as well real lightsabers aren't available yet."
"What's Donald Trump's least favorite music band of all time? Foreigner."
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide"
"Racist joke. As a white guy, it really bothers me that only black people can say ""nigger""... ...That's OUR word. lol thank you. All credit goes to me. I'm awesome."
"funny Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: It's too far to walk."
"How did the metal get the wrong idea? He was misled."
"Spent all day at Legoland with my son during Star Wars weekend. Gushed like a fangirl when I met Darth Vader. He's my Justin Bieber"
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I'm not so sure what I did, but he sent me a text that only said, ""K"" so it must be pretty bad."