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"'What just cracked?' A guide to aging."
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"I have a sexual attraction and fetish for car races I just love getting off to a good start"
"My girlfriend would never propose to me. She doesn't have the balls."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? The knife has a point"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alda ! Alda who ? Alda time you knew who it was !"
"Was just reading a new book with a great female hero And I can say I'm addicted to this heroine."
"Blind man walks past a fishmongers ""hello ladies!"""
"What do you become when you run out of coffee? Depresso"
"How well did the sailor do in school? Not bad actually, he got high 'C's."
"The jury found me guilty. I asked the judge what the punishment would be, and he said: ""Well..."" Suspended sentence"