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Joke of the Day

"The Bigger Family Mr and Mrs Bigger had a baby boy. Who was bigger, the baby or his mom? The baby, because he's a little Bigger."

"Good girls are bad girls that never get caught."

"How does a Jewish man know his wife died? Well, the sex is the same but the dishes are piling up."

"What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!"

"Technically, ears can be ""Love Handles"" too."

"Demi Lovato is my favorite singer that is half human, half Lovato."

"so, history isn't that boring? The history professor asked his student Keaton, ""Have you read Marx? Keaton: ""Yes sir. I think it's from the wicker chairs."""

"""Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?"" I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed."

"What's even worse than five dead babies in a dustbin? One dead baby in five dustbins."

"What is the cutest piece of clothing? Cutie"