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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about a Fight Club joke? The punchline."
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"Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: They're trying to get away from the noise."
"Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough"
"*walks into bank dragging one of those giant checks behind me* *everyone claps & cheers* *hands check over to teller* Check is for $1.00"
"How do you make a holy water? Put it in a pot and boil the hell out of it."
"Why was the road in so much pain? Because it has a carpool tunnel."
"What's the difference between black people and cancer? The cancer evolves."
"A sandwich walks into a bar... The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''"
"Things more likely to kill you than Ebola: - choking on a wheat thin - erotic asphyxiation - falling off the toilet - a duck with a gun"
"Trump says ""The less immigrants we let into our country the better!"" Pence, correcting Trump, says ""The Fewer"" Trump says ""Whoa Mike don't call me that just yet"""