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Joke of the Day

"I'm convinced that my washing machine is a portal to a world where one-legged men hop around in my socks."

"*Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" ""David"" ""David who?"" ""Dad you only have one son named David, please let me out of the basement now."""

"No no, I'm not going to pay for these hot wings, I discovered them and you JUST GOT COLUMBUSED"

"Poor Chinese tourists have to buy souvenirs in other countries made by themselves in China."

"""I'm too old for this lit."" - Danny Glover in a freshmen English class"

"What's North Koreas favorite drinking game? Pong-Yang."

"What language does a Jewish homo speak? Heblew."

"I wasn't on the Titanic but my iPhone just dropped to 2% so I think I get the gist."

"Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says""DING!"""

"I was going to dress up as a turn signal for Halloween But no one around here knows what the hell that is!"