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Joke of the Day
"I wasn't on the Titanic but my iPhone just dropped to 2% so I think I get the gist."
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"This doughnut scented car air freshener will more than pay for itself next time I get pulled over."
"What did the baby computer say to his father? Data!"
"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because when she reaches 69, she gets a frog in her throat."
"I always find New Year's Eve stressful. I've been diagnosed with old langxiety."
"Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Well, can't fit that much shit in a sneaker!"
"Wait. I'm not cool cuz I'm home on a weekend night? You mean my home I own? With no landlord, neighbors or...parents? Wow, I'm such a loser."
"Weird Joke Q: Why did Godcreate man before woman?A: He needed a rough draft before he made a final copy."
"[blind date] HER: lmao! You seriously wore pajamas on a first date? ME: hey!! You're not blind!!"
"What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry? 7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO"