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Joke of the Day
"What's North Koreas favorite drinking game? Pong-Yang."
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"*leads horse to water* ""You're not gonna drink, are you?"" *horse neighs* ""It's The Fountain of Eternal Youth."" Horse: You're not foaling me."
"How do you write a song that appeals to the gay audience? Just sit on a D! Edit: I tried this out on several of my gay friends n they loved it"
"Abortion jokes never get old."
"Girlfriend asking her Boyfriend about her looks Girlfriend: ""Am I pretty or ugly?"" Boyfriend: ""You're both."" Girlfriend: ""What do you mean?"" Boyfriend: ""You're pretty ugly."""
"I wish I could be like Wall Street Seems to be in bed with a lot of people these days!"
"You can't even? That's odd."
"What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood? Your noggin"
"Maybe I'm covered in chameleons right now. I'll never know for sure."
"Pedophiles lobby for slower speed limits at school zones"