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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says""DING!"""

"Never look back. If Cinderella went back to pick up her shoe, she wouldn't have become a princess."

"I accidentally earned a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do the last time a bee flew near my face."

"Doctor Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear that's a lot of calories!"

"Jesus saves... ...everyone else takes full damage."

"Laura Bassett must be an alcoholic... She couldn't even wait for the game to finish before she hit the bar!"

"How can you tell if you're Canadian (Italian joke) Go to a cliff and yell ""Mangia"". If your echo says "" cake""...."

"I changed my major from being an actuary. I just couldn't handle the risk."

"What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic? They both like to crack open a cold one"

"Calm down, Windows Update. I'll restart my computer during work time."