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Joke of the Day
"Poor Chinese tourists have to buy souvenirs in other countries made by themselves in China."
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"I'm hospital for an appointment and I saw a toddler playing with a donkey toy. ICU baby, shaking that ass"
"Not saying Lois Lane is a shitty reporter but my friend showed up without his glasses on today and I recognized him after like 20 minutes."
"Did you hear about the temple that burnt down? Holy smokes."
"When I first went on the pill, I put on a bit of weight. Which proved to be a very effective contraceptive."
"BREAKING NEWS: NASA announces Mars Rover discovered new feline-like life form on the Red Planet Unfortunately, it ran over the newly discovered creature. Yes, it seems Curiosity killed the cat."
"Two pedophiles are on a beach One says to the other ""Can you move you're in my sun"""
"What do you call a mexican who lost his car. Carlos"
"A Nicki Minaj song makes way more sense if you make up your own lyrics."
"Sex while married"