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Joke of the Day

"I was going to dress up as a turn signal for Halloween But no one around here knows what the hell that is!"

"A trans guy walks into the bar He passed."

"Bernie Sanders is a true socialist He's taking the delegates he's earned and giving them to somebody who is struggling to earn their own."

"A geeky joke: An SQL Query walks into a bar... ... and joins two tables."

"Give me coffee to change the things i can change and wine to accept the things i can't."

"I'd share with you the audio log of Felix Baumgartner's jump again... ...but I'd hate to sound like a broken record."

"I'm so deep in the friend zone that she sends me nudes for approval before they go out to other guys."

"I'm so antisocial, i won't even meet my potential."

"How many geese does it take to form a gaggle... 5 or more"

"Old one but...A Priest, A rapist and a Pedophile walk into a bar... He orders a beer!"