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Joke of the Day
"""I saved this for thirty years so I could give it to you and you could throw it out."" - Moms"
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"I work as a dishwasher, Its a pretty dishgusting job."
"A new report indicates Brazilians no longer support the 2016 Olympics They're too busy raising the team for the 2036 Special Olympics."
"Obamacare."
"Muslims are against the consumption of Pork and believe the pig to be unclean. Yet their prophet has Ham in his name."
"* Aggressively aggresses your aggressions into aggressivity. *"
"Why do Ethiopian women give the best blowjobs? You know they'll swallow"
"*sees Arnold Schwarzenegger working at Walmart* ""hey Arnold, kitchen appliances are toward the back of aisle B right?"" ""YES. AISLE B, BACK"""
"Real chemist never dies ...just stops reacting."
"How to pass the Bechdel Test ""Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt."""