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Joke of the Day

"What did the trailer park girl say when she lost her virginity Get off me dad! your crushing my smokes!"

"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ? Ankara went off the cliff !"

"How do you embaress an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."

"To err is human. To errrrrrrr! eerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! errrrrrrrrrrrrr! is racecar."

"What's the opposite of the Sun? The Guardian."

"I couldn't afford Vokswagen Thus, Auto."

"""Welcome to D.A.D.D.D.S. Dads Against Dads Doing Dumb Shit. Repeat after me."" [whole room] ""AFTER ME"" ""Ok fellas, lets start here"""

"My First Original - A female patient visits her Gyno and says ""I've got something stuck in my vagina!!!"" the Gynecologist says ""I'll look into it"""

"Wife: ok, you have free reign to decide on all household decisions today... Me: *too shocked to move or decide anything...*"