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Joke of the Day

"GALS: Ask ANY guy, if you don't know all the sex tips from the latest Cosmo, we are NOT interested."

"What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery? He went on furlong-er."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ? Bargain up the wrong tree !"

"I saw a homeless man holding a sign. It said, ""2 will change my life."" Unfortunately, I only had a 5 note in my pocket."

"What animal brings the most boys to the yard? The [milk snake](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_snake)"

"What do the alphabet A and a flower have in common? B comes after both."

"Hitler is judged very harshly by history, but... He did kill Hitler. Joke credit to Jimmy Carr on QI"

"What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle? Kafir rider"

"I wanted to get into the right mood for my essay about american patriotism.. so i shouted at my essay ""You Essay"", ""You Essay"", ""YOU ESSAY"""

"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it is worth it.."