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Joke of the Day

"My cousin is having trouble with the mods on Reddit... ...he's my cousin twice [removed]"

"What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver? Want to go out with me and Di tonight?"

"Killing someone with kindness sounds like a lot of work to me."

"What do you call an obese terrorist? Osama Bin Eating"

"Newsreader: Police are asking anyone with any information- Me: [shouting at TV] You lose 90% of your heat from your head"

"What the difference between /r/gonewild and /r/jokes? Not all the posts on /r/gonewild are about pussy, anal sex, blowjobs, and pedophilia. Seriously, /r/jokes, get your shit together"

"Facebook, where people can pretend to be everything they really aren't to the friends they really don't have."

"What does a Russian need to drink to get his alcohol level to 200mg.. ..nothing for 3 days."

"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!"

"I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk."