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Joke of the Day

"What the difference between /r/gonewild and /r/jokes? Not all the posts on /r/gonewild are about pussy, anal sex, blowjobs, and pedophilia. Seriously, /r/jokes, get your shit together"

"Is it fair to say... There'd be less litter in the world if blind people were given pointed sticks?"

"So I asked my wife, were you faking it last night? She said: no I really was asleep. (I heard this from Gazzo on Penn & Teller: Fool Us)"

"If you pull a lizard's tail off, it will grow back. If you pull it off again, the lizard will be like ""dude."""

"I thought a Vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant... ...but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."

"My kids are young, so when they listen to old school music they think its new. They are currently listening to a hot new band called Queen."

"What shoes are hard to wear? Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share."

"I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS. I didn't know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back ""I know."""

"Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors."

"I asked Sean Connery what game he was going to play with Roger Federer tomorrow and what time he was going to go He replied: ""Tennish"""