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Joke of the Day
"I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk."
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"Where did the glue go on vacation? Nowhere! He just stuck around!"
"Kraft Foods, Inc. has moved their headquarters to Tel Aviv They're changing their name to Cheeses of Nazareth."
"They say being a hostage is hard But I could do that with my hands tied behind my back."
"Math Beer So I put my root beer in a square cup. Now it's just beer."
"I bet the Americans feel really stupid now. They've spent millions fighting ISIS when all they had to do was change their profile picture."
"A fun thing to do when you're done dating someone is just disappear completely and pretend you've lost your phone and died"
"Hey guy driving the speed limit with your hands at 10 & 2, can I have some of that weed you're transporting?"
"A dodgeball player died recently... He will be missed."
"I saw Jesus on the bus today. He was the Juan in front of me."