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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an obese terrorist? Osama Bin Eating"

"What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument? A double quarter pounder with cheese."

"Maybe Hitler started WWII after being constantly attacked by time travelers."

"Jesus, his disciples, Adolf Hitler and a group of Schutzstaffel walk into an empty bar... The bartender says, ""Man, this is great for business!"""

"Do fish get thirsty?"

"What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called? I don't know, but it isn't *relevant*!"

"What do Yoko Ono and African children have in common? They both survive on dead beatles (beetles)."

"Have you heard the one about the jump rope never mind, just skip it."

"I met the hottest woman the other day She was screaming for a bucket of water"

"Best internet joke in a long time Frontier Communications"