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Joke of the Day
"What does a Russian need to drink to get his alcohol level to 200mg.. ..nothing for 3 days."
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"Black Car I want a black car with a bumper sticker that says ""I'm not racist, my car is black."""
"What's a 68 to a blonde? She goes down on you and you owe her one"
"What's the real definition of trust? Two gay cannibals giving each other a blowjob."
"Built a TV news desk in the living room. Area wife very upset."
"What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say? I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight."
"What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables? Mrs Hawking"
"Just because we have the same last name doesn't mean we have to be Facebook friends, Dad."
"No matter if you are American or European 9/11 is a sad date"
"did you know there are people who hate jews who are not nazis? yeah, they.re called tenants."