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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!"
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"An Israeli is going through passport control at JFK... The immigration officer asks: ""Occupation?"" The Israeli says: ""No. I'm just visiting."""
"I left my phone at home and had no idea what to do with my hands while I drove"
"So, Nintendo recently acquired a printing press Word is, they're printing ninten-dough."
"""Will you spend the rest of my life with me?"" ""That depends. When are you going to die?"""
"Did you know the world's first sniper was Mexican? He even inspired the Sniper motto. Juan shot, Juan kill."
"Do you NOT like Undertale? Then you must be UNDER the crowd!"
"Student: ""May I go to the toilet?"" Teacher: ""What for?"" Student: ""To open the Chamber of Secrets"""
"What's your spirit animal? ""An eagle. They're so majestic."" MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave"
"I went to go smoke a joint with some Mexicans. When I asked if they had any papers they all ran."