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Joke of the Day

"Your heart cannot be an American Hero Because I am going to capture it"

"Knock, knock. Who's there?"

"Don't you just hate when people reply with ""This?"" This."

"I've seen: UFOs Ghosts A Two Headed Turtle Kimodo Dragons But nothing is as unbelievable to me as seeing Trump run for president."

"I hate autocorrect... It always makes me say things I don't Nintendo."

"I'm gonna start a company where I drive people around to haunted places. It'll be called Ghost Bus Tours"

"I'm taking a course with a focus on muscle fatigue. I don't want to talk about it. ...It's a sore subject."

"I've had enough of this shit. I thought to myself as i sat on the toilet for 3 hours."

"What is 6.9? Sex interrupted with a period!"

"What do you call a blonde at a golf course.. ..the 19th hole"