217748
Joke of the Day
"Dyslexia A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ??"
Next Joke
"Son: Dad, I just had sex. Dad: Good job son, sit down, we need to talk about something. Son: I can't."
"What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind the other minds the train."
"DETECTIVE: There are signs of a struggle here [earlier that morning] ME: *trying to get up for work*"
"Wife: ""Take me to bed or lose me forever."" Husband: *Thinks about it for 45 minutes*"
"What's a similarity between Old Navy and Jerry Sandusky... Both of their pants are half off"
"A Roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says five beers please."
"Hi, is your resort child friendly? Yes it is sir. Would you like to make a reservation? *hangs up"
"Why do circumcised men lack Jedi brethren? The procedure removes their force-kin."
"What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? How was your date with Chris Brown."